Put in Random sentences that you made up. They don't have to make sense.

The Top Ten Random Sentences

1I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

The telephone game encourages employees to focus their entire attention on and comprehend exactly what has been said to them. The instructor whispers a sentence or a phrase to the first participant and asks her to relay it to the next person, who is then asked to whisper the phrase to the next co-worker, and so on. Telephone is a fun game for kids. Players whisper a phrase to. What it is: A simple, silly talking game with no winners or losers. Great for kids.

blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19

I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!

hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this

That is the most lovely thing I've heard all year.. I'm about to cry out of happiness.

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2I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN

This is an AWESOME STATEMENT. It had me laughing for 5 minutes before I could calm down.

Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this

This is from all that is above random 4

3A demonic starbucks napkin stole my goldfish crackers

My goldfish crackers stole my demonic Starbucks napkin - IT STILL WORKS

Hilarious, poor goldfish crackers

One question and one question only.. WHY

Look out! the cat-grapes are attacking!

4On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

The boys in my class always say that.. my answer is potato

On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite window in a pencil case?

What the heck? First, you're starting off asking them to rank something on scale from 1 through 10, then you're asking them their favorite of something, which those two tings don't go together, because the answer of what your favorite is of something requires you answering by saying something in that category, not ranking something from 1 through 10, then to top it off, the thing you are asking them their favorite of color of the alphabet, are two categories that do't fit together, it's either 'what's your favorite letter of the alphabet' or 'what's your favorite color of the rainbow'. So yeah, this got my vote. - scienceLover10

I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

5Llamas eat sexy paper clips

Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman

BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon

How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S..

I said this to my friend while we did the whisper challenge and she said that she would never guess it

6Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow

Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again..

An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.

Makemake goes to japan but before that it goes out to eat with Mercury and Ceres is for dinner. Pluto gets mad at his dad for not being his dad - TheAwesomeDude54

What you don't know is the cow licks them back

7If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, because snakes don't have armpits.

Trapezoid, because xylophones only have 12 hands on their left telescope.

Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.

There are more than 2 pancakes in the world so that means that people can't comprehend the longest book in the world at once SO it must be at least the width of a red elephant that eats drunk apples for breakfast - bukoky

8Banana error.

HAHA!
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out 'BANANA ERROR! '

Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.

Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks

When everything is quiet shout out 'watermelons have feelings too! '

9Cloth is yum like paper

A Moth Would Say This - Oliversky

This is so true

My favorite snack paper and cloth-Jolea

you betcha

10Thank you for noticing this list, your noticing has been noticed

Thank you for noticing my noticing of this list. Your noticing of my noticing has been noticed. - Kade_Geek

super funny. but really how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon

I do like this, I really do.

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The Contenders

11Screw world peace, I want a pony

I just peed my pant

I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like 'Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! ' because there was a pony right there and she was like 'um..' and I started laughing!

Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.

This seriously needs to be in my bio. I wonder how many people will question my sanity.. - kaitlynrad11

12There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!

I do ever think there would be a purple mushroom in my backyard lol

They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.

Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing 'Let it Go' while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.

I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.

13Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue

Jeez, why do people always touch my balogna whales, I mean, they're mine for a reason!

Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace - JTaylor9

I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose

Class, what was 1 + 1? The answer is the AMAZING RALPH!

14My nose is a communist.

You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.

Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.

If a quack is salty then my nose must enjoy wondering down a long path of meow meow me me big boy shoelaces

You mean our nose, comrade.

15Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast

I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )

My cat ate a silver shoe that was stuck to the red car in the purple tree. - Firemist

Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium

Did he put 55 farts in his fro? Or did John legend wipe his ass with a California quarter in Roswell New Mexico while he binge watched cotton weed his favorite congressman? - JTaylor9

16Look, a distraction!

Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!

My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004

This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk

The yard duties at our school forgot their whistles, so they told my friend group to whistle and round everyone up. We didn't know how to whistle so we just shouted 'WHISTLE NOISE! '

Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, 'LOOK, A DISTRACTION! ' And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, 'Oww! Where did you get that from? ' So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, 'He wasn't kidding. Lol.' So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.

17Cheese grader shaved my butt skin off

I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.

That is strange because James Hetfield climbed Mount Everest to place the peppers pig sock at Mount Fuji But he was distraced by the ghost of an alive man calling out - HEROIN, MARKETS! - DaringXx

This is amazing I love this!

A cheese grader came near my red 2nd layer of gluteus skin like a heat seeking missile of destruction. - htoutlaws2012

18What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?

That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump

Someone needs to draw this. I would not be surprised if some one all ready did.

I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.

Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!

19The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.

This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle

Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?

The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.

This was really funny and made me laugh out loud because it is so random!

20The China connects the Furby and the toilet

@htoutlaws2012 The Bangladesh connects the Muslin cloth and the Arsenic filter.

Also the America joins the outer space and the bathtub

The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo. - htoutlaws2012

Well then - TeamRocket747

21I mean, Tree!

Yeah people it's tree! Not three! - lionsforlife

Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747

Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere! - htoutlaws2012

Like, SKY!

22I said don't enter the rabbit hole. Now you have the salad.

Can I add rabbit meat to the salad?

Best one ever

You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing.. disturbing.
I am your lettuce

Just grass. I’m late - Kade_Geek

24Hi, that duck over there!

Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?

That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away

Hi, that goose over there! - htoutlaws2012

What! What's wrong with ducks):

25Gurklebob is eating eyes with Schadenfreude

What the heck? - TeamRocket747

I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence

I love this one

Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess. - htoutlaws2012

27Imagination tickles your bed

This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!

That cheese is mine

Yeah go in there touch your inner self with laughter.. and you love it. - htoutlaws2012

Hehehh but sometimes the bed tickles me instead

28The cheese grater is in the way!

I think that the cheese grater should not be there then

No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete

Move the grater outta the way! - htoutlaws2012

Oh, grate. - A_Dying_Parrot

29This itim has threee mistakes.

Ha ha. The first is 'itim' is spelled 'item', the second is 'three' is spelled 'three,' and the last one is that there is only two mistakes. Lol -Jolea

I'm confused there were only two mistakes but, the third mistakes was there was only two mistakes

Love this riddle
Mistake #1 is that item was spelled like itim
Mistake #2 is that three was spelled like threee
Mistake #3 is that there were only two mistakes

Wow. Just wow.

30When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate

I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom

I yelled this out in class the other day and people just looked at me like I was insane.
I LikE piE

Chuck them at people you hate, then pick them up, cut them in half and squeeze the lemon juice into your enemies eyes

I have a better one, When life gives you lemon make lemon juice and let them wonder how you did it!

31The cake is not a lie for some reason

Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.

Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747

You think that because the cake lied to you about it - xXIMABEASTXx

It was the pie all along blasphemy! - htoutlaws2012

32Knock knock Who is there A potato eating a hash brown

I Have a random sentence of my own FREEZING PEPPERS ATE BUTTERFLIES CHOCOLATE ATE A CHOCOLATE BUS

Knock knock whose there? A living baked potato coming to skin you're hostage potato unpeeled sacks. - htoutlaws2012

Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747

That is cannibalism because Peter said so - DaringXx

33Why are there so many metalheads on TheTopTens?

Because this is one of the sites where we can express our opinions without being called Satanists or devil's worshippers ( I'm a metalhead and I'm proud of it ) - Deathshield18

Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe

There all outta sites to escape from public insanity. - htoutlaws2012

Metal Up Your Ass!

34Bitter sugar tastes like black blood

Sweet Sugar tastes like white blood cells. - htoutlaws2012

What does that make you think of?

I need to ask someone about that.. - PokeFallsMagica

Evil blood tastes like lemons. (Answering to the last comment) =^v^=

36Are confused flowers always so green when they poke toasted bunnies?

I don't think that flowers come in green - Mocchiko

Poor bunnies - xXIMABEASTXx

Only when the cars are eating big macs on Friday 13th. =^v^=

37House fires are cold.

Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747

Wild fires are over the inferno limit. - htoutlaws2012

Well duh

Snow is hot - Pieclone

38Yo Darth Vader

I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this.. - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Wanna hang out and get some tacos?

Yo Lord Vader! Your son approaches.. bring him to me! - htoutlaws2012

I am actually your father

39No the radios married the avocados in season 4

No, the worm ate the radio season 3, and the cat sat in the background in season -1.

No the antenna married the banana peel in season 69. - htoutlaws2012

Sweet music, sweet news. Happy anniversary

I sure hope they have a potato baby with superpowers-Jolea

40My world is where everybody is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies

Yes..
That shall be my world!

This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!

The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?

Isn't this off of that one movie called ' Horton Hears a Who'?

41Eat my sister.

And add 'She tastes like chicken.' - funnyuser

You can keep my sister instead of eating her

She tastes like chicken - Kade_Geek

Ok, I'll eat your sister out.

42No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed

I believe that the government should sack obama.

If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747

I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs

'Wait what! I'm not crooked sir! ' - htoutlaws2012

43A Zebra licked a DVD

Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666

THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!

Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge

You would probably have a zebra photo on your computer!

44Hiya Gramama

How's that arthritis?

Well very random - TeamRocket747

Random lol

I LOVE IT

45Did you ever notice that pineapples never wear bathrobes?

No but will you keep an eye out for those scrambled bananas that are licking every other camel toe they see

I see pineapples in bathrobes all the time

Duh there pet tigers just want the babies for themselves

Did you notice that pineapples have one leg, and arm? - htoutlaws2012

46Honey, you stole the bacon! Now ima twerk at gorillas!

Honey, why are people stealing my bacon! Furthermore don't need to be shaking Harlem shakes moves all over New York City. - htoutlaws2012

The middle of your friends

amazing

Ewww noo - TeamRocket747

47Oh, Miss Jackson gave me a chicken rice stew with a side of popcorn slices and how many chicken pot pie corn Bread chocolate bar on Starbucks with a side of chocolate candy and an egg and cheese salad with a slice of Angel food cake for ghosts.

You forgot about those blue waffles

Miss Jackson, how's Percy!?

I read this in 5 seconds with as fast as I can go

Jackson, the meatloaf! - htoutlaws2012

48I’m bored.

Wanna chat? my insta is the supreme succ

49That is why udders bite Orange juice

That is how the 'testis' got removed from the hospital room. - htoutlaws2012

Nice story! - TeamRocket747

50I'm dancing with the Smurfs!

It is very funny because carlos said it.

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